Things I missed while traveling.

When we left home for our 10 day adventure, I knew I would miss two things: our dog, and our bed. I suspected I might miss this third thing, but dismissed it as no big deal. 

It was a big deal. 

I’m writing to you about this as a sort of public service announcement. Most folks I know don’t own this item, and perhaps have never used one. But I especially realized its importance during our separation, and would like to inform the world of its life-changing capabilities. You, my dear reader, deserve to have the luxury of this device at your fingertips. 

I personally use this gadget 2-3 times a day, while some may only use it once a day, or once every few days; the experts say differing frequencies are normal. The user has the sovereignty to control the strength of the device depending on their personal taste and tolerance. I personally prefer medium-strong pressure. The setup and installation should only take about an hour if you follow the instructions (or three hours and require reinforcements if you’re me and ignore a step). The apparatus is especially helpful after eating rich foods. Based on my experience, it will definitely be a conversation starter. Guests in your home may be shy to ask to try it for themselves. Most importantly, it is great for the environment and may save you both time and money. 

What is this incredible instrument you may ask? 

A bidet. 

...and you should own one.

Special thanks to my friends Matt and Amelia for introducing me! My butt has never been fresher.